I overheard a wonderful exchange at work today, in the education department:
“What are you doing?’
“Reading a book”
“Why?’
“Because I’m not illiterate, like you!”
“Ugh. I don’t understand…”
What more can I say? Except perhaps that the book was Shakespeare, and the woman reading was looking for his swear words. Never doubt that my work is seriously surreal 🙂